My wife says i only have 2 faults.I don't listen and some other shit she was rattling on about.
What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.
A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
Q: Is Google male or female?A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
two fish in a tank; one says 'are you sure you can drive this thing'.