Welcome to the Clan recruiting forum.
Before posting to recruit for players or looking for a team to join we ask that you take the following into account and abide by some simple rules.
When posting to recruit or find a team to join you should include the following information...
What version(s) of the game you have and play
What time zone you play under
Its also worth detailing the type of player you are... fanatical playing 7 nights a week, or casual and only one or 2 as the fancy takes you
We may recruit based on time zones, maturity (not age), and game play ability but you must NOT recruit or apply on the basis of....Race, Religion, National Origin, Age, Special Interest or other similar segregation groupings.
Please respect the fact that these boards are open to people from all over the world from all types of backgrounds. Thank you for your cooperation.
Lastly, please search through existing recruitment threads. Please do not make a "I need a clan" post, doing this will avoid mass amounts of threads, and will make it easier for you to navigate through the forum. "I need a clan" threads will be locked. Thank you.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those
Ra5ta buys a bath. Next day he takes it back sayin the water keeps runnin out, manager says 2 him "did u buy a plug" he said "u c*nt, u didnt tel me it was electric
My wife says i only have 2 faults.
I don't listen and some other shit she was rattling on about.
What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.
A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?