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  • villan
    villan  1 day ago

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
    The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
    'Eight', the boy replied.
    The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
    The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
    "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
    "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those

  • villan
    villan  2 days ago

    Ra5ta buys a bath. Next day he takes it back sayin the water keeps runnin out, manager says 2 him "did u buy a plug" he said "u c*nt, u didnt tel me it was electric angry

  • villan
    villan  2 months ago

    My wife says i only have 2 faults.

    I don't listen and some other shit she was rattling on about.

  • villan
    villan  2 months ago

    What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?

    A clit round the ear and a flap across the face. amazed

  • villan
    villan  3 months ago

    A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?