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villan on 1 day ago
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those
villan on 2 days ago
Ra5ta buys a bath. Next day he takes it back sayin the water keeps runnin out, manager says 2 him "did u buy a plug" he said "u c*nt, u didnt tel me it was electric angry
villan on 2 months ago
My wife says i only have 2 faults.

I don't listen and some other shit she was rattling on about.
villan on 2 months ago
What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?

A clit round the ear and a flap across the face. amazed
villan on 3 months ago
A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
villan on 3 months ago
Q: Is Google male or female?

A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
villan on 6 months ago
two fish in a tank; one says 'are you sure you can drive this thing'.
UKSTONE on 6 months ago
Who’s up for logging in and out of Origin for 35 minutes before playing a squad game of BFV? Me me me me!!

On from 8 don’t be late!!!
villan on 7 months ago
Listen, drunk me and sober me are NOT the same person.
So if drunk me said or did something,you gotta take it up with drunk me.
Don't come at sober me because we weren't there.
We don't know what happened ...
villan on 10 months ago
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Ra5ta on 11 months ago
Hell Let Loose Alpha now out!!!
villan on 11 months ago
Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend?
A: He shit in his hand and had a wank.
Ra5ta on 11 months ago
You should be able to see forums again pal
Ra5ta on 11 months ago
wonder check pm
wonderwarthog on 11 months ago
GDay boys
Can someone email me the TS pw?
Be good to speak.... been a long time frown
Ra5ta on 1 year ago
Fw Discord up and running as teamspeak will expire soon folk & we aint renewing it, ip/invite in ts message when you join the server, please start to merge over alien
Ra5ta on 1 year ago
Elements of Life World Tour fuck xmas songs dodge
villan on 1 year ago
Maybe you guys can help me ?,

I'm in an argument with the Missis, and she just said i'm right question,

What the fuck do I do now ? ..
Ra5ta on 1 year ago
CALL OF DUTY WW2 PC Beta is now live and ready to pre-load so you can start playing as soon as possible when the beta starts this Friday alien
Ra5ta on 1 year ago
Another mug on its way Mr Villan....should arrive tomorrow or Monday at the latest special
Ra5ta on 1 year ago
New mouse mat smooth as hell beats that cloth one x10 sensitivity
Ra5ta on 1 year ago
Patch is out get it dl folks, improves the shaders well amazed
villan on 1 year ago
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Ra5ta on 1 year ago
Any mugs appear today at your doors?
Ra5ta on 1 year ago
Dingy & Physics your mugs are posted should be with you in the morning or Saturday at the latest, enjoy unwrapping them amazed
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  • villan
    villan  1 day ago

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
    The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
    'Eight', the boy replied.
    The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
    The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
    "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
    "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those

  • villan
    villan  2 days ago

    Ra5ta buys a bath. Next day he takes it back sayin the water keeps runnin out, manager says 2 him "did u buy a plug" he said "u c*nt, u didnt tel me it was electric angry

  • villan
    villan  2 months ago

    My wife says i only have 2 faults.

    I don't listen and some other shit she was rattling on about.

  • villan
    villan  2 months ago

    What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?

    A clit round the ear and a flap across the face. amazed

  • villan
    villan  3 months ago

    A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?